i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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