Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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