i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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