Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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