Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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