I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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