So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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