from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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