I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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