You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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