your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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