return my video game
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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