Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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