It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
The uberlube is also flammable
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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