do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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