Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
