In the future we'll all be gay
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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