Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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