It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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