VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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