no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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