I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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