if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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