Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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