our cab driver is having phone sex.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
