Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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