Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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