I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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