R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
