I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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