She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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