there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
