If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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