In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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