Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
we're so committed to being not committed
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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