Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
