So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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