Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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