We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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