he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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