This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
