i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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