tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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