So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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