I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
