It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
it's like heaven, but drunker
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
