shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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