Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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