That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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