i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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