3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My vagina is officially offended.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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