maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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