It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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