good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
God, I missed his penis.
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