i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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