There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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