I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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